Happy Valentine's Day
Why is Li the perfect spouse for me?
- You know all the words to Metaloaf's Anything For Love. Well, the lyrics that matter, anyway.
- You showed me Children of the Corn, Amityville, Rose Red, and Storm of the Century.
- I showed you Re-animator and you married me anyway.
- You're a boundless source of curiosity and insight. Your questions are a constant source of inspiration. I love the discussions that the inspire.
- You helped me pick my new colour scheme, which I love. You're looking at it right now.
- You showed me that Channing Tatum is an amazing voice actors.
- You're the most caring and thoughtful person I've ever know.
- You rub my face in a creepy John Travolta way and are constantly paranoid that I'll do it back to you.
- You're a witch. Witches can't lift flour.
- You're stupidly good at Rock Band and Guitar Hero. Let's face it: you carry me on most of the songs. You're our band's Vünter Slauche.
- I love listening to you sing.
- When my hands are cold, you'll warm them up for me, no matter how excruciatingly painful it is to be touched by my icy hands.
- You make the best tuna casserole.
- You inspire me to be less ablist.
- You can recognise anyone in a movie. We might not have seen the actor in twenty years, but you will catch it instantly.
- With each passing day, I become more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to focus on the good and the beautiful.
- You support me in all my endeavours, even the ones that are silly and pointless.
- You teach me so much about the world that I'd have never learned without your insight.
- You develop character backstories for all of my Saints Row characters, even though it never matters.
- You would take the unstoppable power of the Dragonborn and use it to spend your days picking flowers.
- You read me stories. Great stories, silly stories, touching stories.