lucidiot's cybrecluster

2022-10-07

I went grocery shopping with my dad. We were wearing masks due to a new wave of Covid-19, apparently even more aggressive than the previous one. When we arrived at the cash registers, I noticed we were wearing some strange black fishnet stockings that we had filled with large glass jars filled with fruit juice.

The cashier asked me if I had bought a specific kind of fruit juice, with a tone that implied I may be stealing something. He leaves his register and asks me to follow him to the aisle where we took all the jars. Angry that he accuses me of shoplifting, I decided to act like the jars were weighing me down a lot and walked very slowly, even though they really weighed nothing and didn’t impede on my walking at all, just to waste the cashier’s time.


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