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title = 'Grok or die'
date = 2024-03-15T09:00:00-07:00
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*It's called being cool Xandthar look it up*

You keep doing and saying weird shit
I heard you tell Zazzlar that one time 
you walked so far you ended up in same 
place?

Yeah. That did happen.

Okkkkkay. And I heard you told Bathazar you
made a new plants?

I did make new plants.

Riiiight so you just walked over to the 
plant tree and grew some new plants?!

Pretty much. Yeah.

What's this on your tunic? 

It's a wheel.

What the fucking fuck man. Are you trying to get us 
stoned?? Cause this is how you get stoned...

I don't know. I just like Wheels and want other people
know I like wheels, so now I won't have to tell them. 

NEWSFLASH: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK YOU LIKE WHEELS NERD!

Ok well check it: the other day some Conan Barbarians
clocked me at the elephant graveyard, but when they see the 
wheel on my tunic, they we like 'oh shit they got wheels?! 
NOPE!! na-uh, if this nigga got wheels, I'm out...I'm OUT..'
And they just ran away lol

YOU WENT TO THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD?!

Calm down. I explain later, back to the wheel on my tunic.
Last week after hunt, I say really loudly, so everyone hear,
"I hope everyone like eating, I kill so many buffalo today,
we gonna need three wheel barrows boyyyyzzz!!"

It landed. but THEN funny thing happen.. Jardoth see my wheel tunic
and say, "THIS GUY WHEELS!"

Now everyone knows I like wheels, I don't have to let people know
what I'm about yo.

OHhhh and remember last week when we saw OSAGS tryin to move that 
big rock, the one that fell and crushed his Brother Uhg-la?! With
just a BARROW!! REMEMEBER? and I yelled, "GET SOME WHEELS LOSER!"

haha yeah that was funny..

Well- next time we see him at great gorging instead him cracking
our skulls open with a tree branch, I'll just point at the wheel 
on my tunic and be like "SUP??! DO we have a problem here?" And
he will remember his brother dying, feel really sad, and walk away.

YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THAT TO THE GREAT GORGING?!

Maybe, I haven't decided yet...

Haven't decided yet?? 'scoffs' You bone-head!
Even pre-talkers know you decide to do something,
then you do it. Everyone and their sabertooth 
tiger knows that

'shrugs' IDK I've been thinkin' what if I say I'm 
going to do something and then do something else? Put
that in your prehistoric 'whatever we call pipes' and 
smoke it. Anyway I think I might get like 4 wheels 
on one barrow, and spikes on the wheels or invent slaves.
Get them to fight other slaves with wheel spikes for fun-z.

The possibili-wheels are endless!

More wheels? Slaves? FUN-Z? 

Oh yeah. Try to keep up. Every one thought ZOG was BSIC (big sapien in caves)
because he said he do things just for fun of doing thing? And then that NEANDER
Trogblatt was sayin' for funsies, ya know cuz dumb neanders can't talk so good..
I thought fuck that noise, I'm gonna start saying fun-z, because I noticed everyone
laugh when Trogblatt say it.

So I say it next day and everyone laugh, Oglattum afterwards explained, "We know you smart but 
then you say dumb thing, but Oglattum know you smart, not make sense! That why Oglattum laugh! 
Usually Oglattum think: Keep breathing, need more food, or oh good still breathing.. Today I think, 
Grogg is such a cut-up his situtional calm me, this is good and hey still breathing! It like magic! 
Which also new to Oglattum!"

then I think really much bonehead like yo next time at the ALL Tribal Gathering 
instead of saying "Hello not my tribe, ME AGREE with What not my Tribe say, also ALL OUR TRIBE
AGREE. I AM TRIBE SPEAKER FOR not your TRIBE, THERE ARE MANY TRIBES LIKE yours but this one is mine."

'hand wave' nah

I'm just gonna go same-z and sit down everyone appreciate time saved, and trust UGG, 
if we keep finding ways to make time save and situational calm-Remedy
one day they'll make me the KING of all tribes, that when real fun start..

*some hot cavewomen walk by*

Sup?

GROG your new tunic is drippin! Ayla also love wheels.

Yeah wheels are tite yo, I mean I still got my Dinosaur if you ever wanna Ghost
ride the tail whip. I just find wheels more intellectually stimulating. They
spin and shiny, dinosaur no spin or shiny.

Ayla like shiny. Ayla and clique are gonna fun-z at tar pit if we can time save 
before sun almost gone. 

word. I might come through *shrugs*

Oh and bring your friend.

WTF JUST HAPPENED?!

They think you're cool because I'm cool.

That doesn't make any sense!

I know it really doesn't but we got a good thing going here, don't fuck it up...